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A w0man and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
B0th of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them is hurt. After they crawl 0ut of their cars, the woman says,
"S0 you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look
at 0ur cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign fr0m God that we should meet and be friends and
live t0gether in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with y0u completely!"
"This must be a sign fr0m God!"
The w0man continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is c0mpletely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely G0d wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
f0rtune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his
head in agreement, 0pens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands
it back t0 the woman.
The w0man takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back t0 the man.
The man asks, "Aren't y0u having any?"
The w0man replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
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