Children.tx

Children's Pr0perty Laws:

1. If I like it, it's mine
2. If It's in my hand, it's mine
3. If I can take it fr0m you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ag0, it's mine.
5. If It's mine, it must never appear t0 be yours in any way.
6. If I'm d0ing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If It l0oks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I'm n0t sure whether it's mine or not, it's mine.
9. If It's y0urs and I steal it, it's mine.
10. If I ... Wait a sec .. This isn't the Children's Pr0perty Laws,
it's Micr0soft's Business Plan.