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Dancing
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A m0dern Orthodox couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets
with their Rabbi f0r their final session.
The rabbi asks if they have any questi0ns before they leave. The man
asks,
"Rabbi, is it true that men and w0men still don't dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi. "F0r modesty reasons, men and women dance
separately,"
"S0 at our wedding, I can't dance with my own wife?"
"N0," answered the rabbi.
"Well, 0kay," says the man, "but what about sex?"
"Fine," replies the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage, t0 have
Jewish children!"
"What ab0ut different positions?" asks the man.
"N0 problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"
"W0men on top?" the man asks.
"Why n0t?" is the response. "Sex in a marriage is a mitzvah!"
"With0ut clothes?"
"Of c0urse! It's a mitzvah!"
"Even 0n the table?"
"Of c0urse! It's a mitzvah!"
"Well, what ab0ut standing up?"
"NO, NO, NO!" says the rabbi.
"Why n0t?" asks the man.
"C0uld lead to dancing!"...