A man was leaving a cafe with his m0rning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral pr0cession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A l0ng black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
feet behind.
Behind the sec0nd hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on
a leash. Behind him was a queue 0f 200 men walking in single file.
The man c0uldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the d0g, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is
a bad time t0 disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Wh0se funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is f0r my wife."
"What happened t0 her?"
The man replied, "My d0g attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, wh0 is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My m0ther-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the d0g turned on her."
A p0ignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I b0rrow the dog?"
"J0in the queue."
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