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Tw0 engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
"Where did y0u get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking al0ng yesterday minding my own business when
a beautiful w0man rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
gr0und, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The sec0nd engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; The
cl0thes probably wouldn't have fit."
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C0mprehending Engineers - Take Two
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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it
was better t0 spend time with the wife or a mistress. The
architect said he enj0yed time with his wife, building a solid
f0undation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed
time with his mistress, because 0f the passion and mystery he found
there. The engineer said, "I like b0th." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah.
If y0u have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the 0ther woman, and you can go to the plant
and get s0me work done."
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C0mprehending Engineers - Take Three
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What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weap0ns.
Civil Engineers build targets.
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C0mprehending Engineers - Take Four
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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why d0es it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "H0w does it work?"
The graduate with an Acc0unting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "D0 you want fries with that?"
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C0mprehending Engineers - Take Five
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T0 the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass
is half empty. T0 the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it
needs t0 be.
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