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English Exam
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A high sch0ol English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. She tells the class there w0uld be no excuse for not
sh0wing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in
the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass j0ck in the back of the room asks, "What about
extreme sexual exhausti0n?" The entire class does its best to
stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is rest0red,
the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student shakes her head,
and sweetly says, "N0t an excuse........Write with your other hand."

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