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A man is flying in a h0t air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and sp0ts a man down below. He lowers the
ball0on further And shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I pr0mised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I
d0n't know where I am."
The man bel0w says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering
appr0ximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42
degrees N0rth latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West
l0ngitude..."
"Y0u must be a programmer!" says the balloonist.
"I am." replies the man. "H0w did you know?"
"Well," says the ball0onist, "everything you have told me is
technically c0rrect, but I have no idea what to make of your
inf0rmation, and the fact is I am still lost."
The man bel0w says, "You must be a project manager!!"
"I am." replies the ball0onist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "y0u don't know where you are, or where you
are g0ing. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to
keep, and y0u expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are
in the exact same p0sition you were in before we met, but now it is
s0mehow my fault!?"
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