Wh0 played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail t0 the Chief"
0n this flute made of beef
that st0le the front page from Kaczynski.
Said Bill Clint0n to young Ms. Lewinsky
We d0n't want to leave clues like Kaczynski
Since y0u look such a mess,
use the hem 0f your dress
and wipe that stuff 0ff of your chinsky.
Lewinsky and Clint0n have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have kn0wn:
that an intern is better
than a b0mb in a letter,
given the ch0ice to be blown.
There was a y0ung girl called Lewinsky,
Wh0 caused as much stir as Kaczynski
When 0n Kenneth Starr's lap
she c0nfided, when trapped,
"Bill Clint0n is hung like Niijinsky." ***
***Niijinsky is a th0roughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet
dancer.
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