Smart man + smart w0man = romance
Smart man + dumb w0amn = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart w0man = affair
Dumb man + dumb w0amn = marriage
Smart b0ss + smart employee = profit
Smart b0ss + dumb employee = production
Dumb b0ss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb b0ss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 f0r a $1 item he needs.
A w0man will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A w0man worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never w0rries about the future until he gets a wife.
A sucessful man is 0n who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A sucessful w0man is one who can find such a man.
T0 be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
l0ve him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her
a l0t and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live l0nger than single man, but married men are
a l0t more willing to die.
Amy married man sh0uld forget his mistakes, there's no use
in tw0 people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as g0od-looking as they went to bed.
W0men somehow deteriorate during the night.
A w0man marries a man expecting he will change, be he doesn't.
A man marries a w0man expecting that she won't change, and
she d0es.
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