MathsOfLife

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart w0man = romance

Smart man + dumb w0man = affair

Dumb man + smart w0man = marriage

Dumb man + dumb w0man = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart b0ss + smart employee = profit

Smart b0ss + dumb employee = production

Dumb b0ss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb b0ss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 f0r a $1 item he needs.

A w0man will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A w0man worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never w0rries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man makes m0re money than his wife can spend.

A successful w0man is one who can find such a man.

T0 be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
l0ve him a little.

T0 be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try
t0 understand her at all.

Married men live l0nger than single men, but married men are
a l0t more willing to die.

Any married man sh0uld forget his mistakes, there's no use
in tw0
pe0ple remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as g0od-looking as they went to bed.

W0men somehow deteriorate during the night.

A w0man marries a man expecting he will change, but he
d0esn't.

A man marries a w0man expecting that she won't change, she
d0es.

A w0man has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning 0f a new
argument.

There are 2 times when a man d0esn't understand a woman -
bef0re marriage and after marriage.

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