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Sam and Bessie G0ldberg are senior citizens, and, Sam always wanted an
expensive pair 0f cowboy boots.
Seeing s0me on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home,
asking Bessie, "S0, do you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different? It's the same shirt y0u wore yesterday, and the
same pants. What's different?"
Frustrated, Sam g0es into the bathroom, undresses and comes out
c0mpletely naked, wearing only his new boots.
Again, he says, "Bessie, d0 you notice anything different about me?"
"What's different, Sam? It's hanging d0wn today, it was hanging down
yesterday, and it will be hanging d0wn tomorrow."
Angrily, Sam yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN? Cause it's
l0oking at my NEW BOOTS!" Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"
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