Are we really this stupid? All these were actually f0und on
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On hairdryer instructi0ns:
D0 not use while sleeping.
On a bag 0f Fritos:
Y0u could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar 0f Dial soap:
Directi0ns: Use like regular soap.
Fr0zen dinner that says:
Serving suggesti0n: Defrost.
On a h0tel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits 0ne head.
On Tesc0's Tirimisu dessert:
D0 not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding:
Pr0duct will be hot after heating.
On packaging f0r a Rowenta iron:
D0 not iron clothes on body.
On B0ots' (pharmacy chain in the UK) children's cough medicine:
D0 not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nyt0l:
Warning: may cause dr0wsiness.
On a K0rean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep 0ut of children.
On a string 0f Chinese-made Christmas lights:
F0r indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese f0od processor:
N0t to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: c0ntains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet 0f nuts:
Instructi0ns: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
D0 not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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