perfect c0urtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, 0f course, perfect.
One sn0wy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) al0ng a winding road, when they
n0ticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
c0uple, they stopped to help.
There st0od Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disapp0int any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
l0aded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
al0ng delivering the toys.
Unf0rtunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
c0uple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the accident.
Wh0 was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)
The perfect w0man survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Every0ne knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.
**** W0men stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep
scr0lling. ****
S0, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if y0u're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates an0ther point: women never listen either.
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