Pig

A man is driving d0wn a steep narrow mountain road. A woman is
driving up the same r0ad. As they pass each other while almost
scratching their cars the w0man leans out the window and
yells: "PIG!!" The man immediately leans 0ut his window and
replies "BITCH!!". They each c0ntinue on their way and
as the man r0unds the next dangerous sharp curve he slams into
a huge pig standing in the middle 0f the road.