the clubh0use, and the other three are discussing their children while
walking t0 the first tee.
"My s0n," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the
h0me-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and c0nstruction firm. He's so successful in fact, in
the last year he was able t0 give a good friend a brand new
h0me as a gift."
The sec0nd man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career
as a car salesman, but n0w owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so
successful, in fact, in the last six m0nths he gave a friend two
brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's s0n has worked his way up through a stock brokerage. And
in the last few weeks has given a g0od friend a large stock portfolio as
a gift.
As the f0urth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they
have been discussing their pr0geny and asks what line his son is in.
"T0 tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned
0ut," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've
just recently disc0vered that he's a homosexual. But, on the
bright side, he must be g0od at what he does because his
last three b0yfriends have given him a brand new house,two
cars, and a big pile 0f stock certificates.
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