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Q & A:

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a b0yfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty t0 a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.

Q: What is it when a w0man talks nasty to a man?
A: $9.99 a minute.

Q: H0w can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: H0w can you tell if your husband is dead?
A: The sex is the same but y0u get the remote.

Q: If y0ur wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have
y0u done wrong?
A: Made her chain t0o long.

Q: H0w many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: N0ne, they just sit there in the dark and complain.

Q. What's the fastest way t0 a man's heart?
A. Thr0ugh his chest with a sharp knife.

Q. Why are men and parking spaces alike?
A. Because all the g0od ones are gone and the only ones left are
disabled.

Q. Why are men like public t0ilets?
A. Because all the g0od ones are engaged and the only ones left are
full 0f crap.

Q. What have men and fl0or tiles got in common?
A. If y0u lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them
f0r life.

Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
A. One is a b0ttom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.

Q. Why d0 men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.

Q. Why is it s0 hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and g0od-looking?
A. Because th0se men already have boyfriends.

Q. What is a man's view 0f safe sex?
A. A padded headb0ard.

Q. H0w do men sort their laundry?

A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"

Q. Why were men given larger brains than d0gs?
A. S0 they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q D0 you know why women fake orgasm?
A. Because men fake f0replay.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new d0g?
A. After a year, the d0g is still excited to see you.

Q. What makes men chase w0men they have no intention of marrying?
A. The same urge that makes d0gs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.

Q. What is the biggest pr0blem for an atheist?
A. N0 one to talk to during orgasm.

Q. What d0 you call a smart blonde?
A. A g0lden retriever.

Q. What d0 you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A. A mechanic

Q. Wh0 is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy wh0 can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
d0nuts.

Q. Wh0 is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A. She is the 0ne who can eat the last donut

Q. Why d0es the bride always wear white?
A. Because it is g0od for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerat0r.

Q. A brunette, a bl0nde, and a redhead are all in third grade.
Wh0 has the biggest tits?
A. The bl0nde, because she's 18.

Q. Why d0 men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall 0ver their asshole and they vapor-lock.

Q. Why d0 men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

Q. What's the difference between a terr0rist and a Jewish mother?
A. Y0u can negotiate with the terrorist

Q. Did y0u hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing bef0re he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the punishment f0r bigamy?
A. Tw0 mothers-in-law !!!