A lady appr0aches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have
a pr0blem. I have these two talking female parrots, but
They 0nly say "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have
s0me FUN?"
"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "Bring y0ur two talking
female parr0ts over to my house and I will put them with my two
male talking parr0ts who I have taught to pray and read
the Bible, then my parr0ts will teach your parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase and y0ur female parrots will learn
t0 pray and worship."
S0 the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the
priest's h0use. The priest's two male parrots are holding
r0sary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her female talking parr0ts in and they say, "Hi, we are
pr0stitutes! Do you want to have some FUN?"
One male parr0t looks over to the other male parrot and
says, "YOU CAN PUT THE BIBLE AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!"
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