(0r: Thing are as simple as they seem)
(0r: Sherlock goes camping)
Sherl0ck Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good
meal and a b0ttle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night,
and went t0 sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his
faithful friend awake. "Wats0n, look up at the sky and tell me what
y0u see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What d0es that tell you?" Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for
a minute. "Astr0nomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and p0tentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
I 0bserve that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the
time is appr0ximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see
that G0d is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meter0logically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What d0es it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then
sp0ke. "Watson, you dumb shit! Someone has stolen our fucking tent."
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