SnowWriting

Writing in the Sn0w

Bill Clint0n steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter.
Right in fr0nt of him, he
sees "The President Must Die" written in urine acr0ss the snow. Well,
0ld Bill is ticked. He
st0rms into the Secret Service compound and yells, "There's a death
threat 0n the front lawn!
And it's written in urine!
I want t0 know who did it, and I want to know NOW."
The Secret Service agents scurry f0r the door. That evening, the chief
agent appr0aches
Clint0n and says, "Mr. President, we have some bad news and some really
bad news. Which d0
y0u want first?"
Clint0n says, "Give me the bad news first."
The agent says, "Sir, we tested a sample 0f the urine. The results just
came back. The urine
bel0ngs to Al Gore."
"Oh my g0d," Clinton says. "I feel so ... betrayed! My own vice
president!
What's the *really* bad news?"
"Well, sir, the handwriting bel0ngs to Hillary."