StarOfDavi

Tw0 beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One is
h0lding a cross and the other is holding a Star of David. Both
are h0lding hats to collect contributions.
Pe0ple walk by, lift their noses at the man with the Star of David
and dr0p money in the hat held by the man with the cross. Soon
the hat 0f the man with the cross is filled and the hat of the
man with the star 0f David is empty.
A priest watches and then appr0aches the men. He turns to the
man with the Star 0f David and says: "Young man. Don't you
realize that this is a Cath0lic country? You'll never get
any c0ntributions in this country holding a Star of David."
The man with the Star 0f David turns to the man with the cross
and says: "M0ishe, can you imagine, this guy thinks he knows better
us h0w to run our business!"