Swearin

Little Timmy and Little B0bby go to visit their grandmother in the
c0untry. They've been brought up in a fairly ill-disciplined household
and
are pr0ne to swear quite a bit. Anyway after about a solid week of
cursing and swearing their grandm0ther can't take it anymore and goes
t0 see her friend Maude and get some advice. "What can I do about
them swearing?" says the grandm0ther, "As far as I'm concerned there
is 0nly really one thing you can do," says Maude, "next time they swear
just hit 'em g0od and hard and they won't do it again." "I can't do
that!"
says grandma, sh0cked at the thought, "they're my grandchildren!"
"L0ok," says Maude, "It'll teach 'em a good lesson mark my words."
Anyway Grandma leaves and g0es home. The next morning Timmy and
B0bby go downstairs to have breakfast. Grandma says to Bobby, "And
what w0uld you like for breakfast?" To which Bobby replies," Give me
s0me of them Fucking cornflakes!" Grandma lashes out with this big
swing and kn0cks Bobby clean out of his chair. He sits on the ground
l0oking shocked at his grandma. Next Grandma turns to Timmy," and
what w0uld you like for breakfast little Timmy?" Timmy looks at his
br0ther and then back to his grandmother and says, "I don't know but
y0u can bet your sweet arse it won't be fucking cornflakes!!"