city park and they find an antique 0il lamp. They rub it and a Genie
c0mes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually 0nly grant three wishes, so I'll give
each 0f you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want t0 be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedb0at with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes
t0pless." Poof! He's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the p0st-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing 0n the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and
a Mai Tai 0n the other." Poof! He's gone.
"Y0u're next," the Genie says to the professor.
The pr0fessor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after
lunch."
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