garden, but n0 matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to
ripen. Admiring her neighb0r's garden, which had beautiful, bright red
t0matoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"It's really quite simple," the 0ld man explained. "Twice each day, in
the m0rning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the
t0matoes and they turn red with embarrassment".
Desperate f0r the perfect garden, she tried to take his advice and
pr0ceeded to expose herself to her plants, twice daily. Two weeks
passed and her neighb0r stopped by to check her progress.
"S0," he asked, "Any luck with your tomatoes?"
"N0," she replied excitedly... "But you should see the size of my
cucumbers!"
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