Wishes200

wishes f0r The New Millennium...

May y0ur hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your
abs and y0ur stocks not
fall; and May y0ur blood pressure, your
triglycerides, y0ur cholesterol,
y0ur white blood count and your mortgage interest
n0t rise.
May y0u get a clean bill of health from your
dentist, y0ur cardiologist, your gastro-endocrinologist, your
ur0logist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist,
y0ur plumber and the IRS.
May y0u find a way to travel from anywhere to
anywhere in the rush h0ur in
less than an h0ur, and when you get there May you
find a parking space.
May Friday evening, December 31, find y0u seated
ar0und the dinner table,
t0gether with your beloved family and cherished
friends, ushering in the New
Year ahead. Y0u will find the food better, the
envir0nment quieter, the cost
much cheaper, and the pleasure much m0re
fulfilling than anything else y0u
might 0rdinarily do that night.
May y0u wake up on January 1st, finding that the
w0rld has not come to an
end, the lights w0rk, the water faucets flow, and
the sky has n0t fallen.
May y0u go to the bank on Monday morning, January
3rd and find y0ur account
is in 0rder, your money is still there and any
mistakes are in y0ur favor.
May y0u ponder on January 4th; How did this
ultram0dern civilization of ours manage to get itself
traumatized by a p0ssible slip of a blip
0n a chip made out of sand.
May y0u have the strength to go through a year of
presidential campaigning, and May s0me of the promises made be
kept. May y0u believe at
least half 0f what the candidates propose, and May
th0se elected fulfill at
least half 0f what they promise, and the miracle
0f reducing taxes and balancing budgets happen.
May what y0u see in the mirror delight you, and
what 0thers see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait t0 make their sales
calls until y0u finish
dinner, and May y0ur check book and your budget
balance, and May they include gener0us amounts for charity.
May y0u remember to say "I love you" at least once
a day t0 your spouse, your child, your parent; but not to your
secretary, y0ur nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis
instruct0r.
May we live as intended, in a w0rld at peace and
the awareness 0f the beauty
in every sunset, every fl0wer's unfolding petals,
every baby's smile and
every w0nderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of
0ur heart.
And,
May y0u Forward this on to someone that could use
a smile and a laugh t0 brighten their day.