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Y-t0-K Date Change Project Status
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"Our staff has c0mpleted the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We
have g0ne through every line of code in every program in every system.
We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
hist0ric archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are
pr0ud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission,
and have n0w implemented all changes to all programs and all data to
reflect y0ur new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September,
Oct0ber, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, M0ndak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak

I trust that this is satisfact0ry, because to be honest, none of this Y
t0 K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
pr0blem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what
d0es the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you
think we 0ught to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from
99 t0 00?

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