empire

- "It's the story of a young kid named Puke who lives on a desert planet. After learning he's a great Jethri fighter who has unique access to the power of the universe, called The Glue, Puke runs off to save princess Layme and defeat Barf Trader and his evil empire. Although his mentor, Dopi Ol Fogi, is killed by Trader, Fogi appears as a vision and instructs his apprentice to \"Use the Glue, Puke,\" which he does, destroying Trader's horrible, space-going vessel, the Breath Car, at the last possible second. --> The original quote from Mr. Cranky"

- "The sun never sets on the British empire, because God doesn't trust an Englishman in the dark."

implicit

- "Surely the most powerful stroke for software productivity, reliability, and simplicity has been the progressive use of high-level languages for programming. --> The original quote from Fred Brooks, No Silver Bullet"

- "The intellect is always fooled by superficial simplicity."

once

- Íå that once deceives is ever suspected.

- Score twice before you cut once.

index

Index of /Pictures/illusions

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- "Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one. --> The original quote from http://www.dante.net/%7esteven/index.html"

- "There's no reason a search engine can't keep up with the whole Web except for lack of will. Also, note that HTTP/1.1 cacheing headers will provide incredibly helpful info to spiders on how often they should refresh. (Since, for instance, all the posts in the FoRK archive should have a refresh setting of one year, while the current archive's index should be refreshed hourly.) --> The original quote from Dan Kohn"

inflate

- "I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. --> The original quote from Calvin"

influence

- "The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. --> The original quote from Amos Bronson Alcott"

- You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.

engineer

- Civil engineers do it with an erection.

- Missile engineers do it in stages.

angry

- "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. --> The original quote from Mark Twain"

- A hungry man is an angry man.

inner

- In a gun fight there are no second place winners.

- After dinner sit (sleep) a while, after supper walk a mile.

enough

- Give a fool ãîðå enough, and he will hang himself.

- It is enough to make a cat laugh.

known

- A bird may be known by its song.

- A man is known by the company he keeps.

instruction

- One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to do it!

- Women DO IT with instructions, Just ask them.

boa

- That's a keyboard!? Well no wonder my programs look like sheet music?

- Creationist, eh? Back to strong-arming schools boards again?

load

- Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.

- All lay load on the willing horse.

soak

- "I object to the phrase 'urine soaked hellhole', when you could have used the phrase 'peepee soaked heck hole.' --> The original quote from Sideshow Bob's Parole Hearing on the Simpsons"

- "Useful Phrase To Know When Traveling In Terrorist Areas: TIEKH NUNEH OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM. The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe."

koala

- How do they get the koalas to cross at that yellow road sign?

soap

- "What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul. --> The original quote from Jewish proverb"

- Too many people work themselves into a lather with soft soap.

boar

- No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.

- My keyboard keeps changing what I type.

board

- No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard.

- My keyboard keeps changing what I type.

coast

- "Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. --> The original quote from Charles Kuralt, On the Road"

- The coast was clear.

mob

- Magnocartic: An automobile that when left unattended attracts shopping carts.

- Two of the best known finishes for automobiles are lacquer and liquor.

lobe

- "Spin a globe real fast, pick a spot on it with a jab of my index finger, then tell the Joint Chiefs of Staff, \"We're goin' in!\" --> The original quote from Top 5"

- "Try and experience what I'm about to chirp into your lobes. --> The original quote from Encino Man"

coca

- "His explanation? His part-time job as a pizza deliverer takes him to drug-using neighborhoods off-base; he has a habit of licking his finger when he counts out dollar bills for change, and some of his customers must have used rolled bills to snort cocaine."

- "The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him. --> The original quote from Jim Samuels"

Jokes for fun