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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle 0f nowhere where
the f0llowing group of people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian w0man
2 French men and 1 French w0man
2 German men and 1 German w0man
2 Greek men and 1 Greek w0man
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian w0man
2 Irish men and 1 Irish w0man
2 American men and 1 American w0man
2 Indian men and 1 Indian w0man
One m0nth later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the
middle 0f nowhere, the following has occurred:
One Italian man killed the 0ther Italian man for the Italian woman.
The tw0 French men and the French
w0man are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
The tw0 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German w0man.
The tw0 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and c0oking for them.
The Bulgarian men t0ok a long look at the endless ocean and one look
at the Bulgarian w0man and they started swimming.
The Irish began by dividing up their island, N0rthside and Southside,
and by setting up a distillery. They d0 not remember if sex is in
the picture because it gets s0rt of foggy after the first few liters
0f coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting any.
The tw0 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the
American w0man keeps on talking about her body being her own, the true
nature 0f feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about
the necessity 0f fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,
h0w her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
nicer and h0w her relationship with her mother is improving. But at
least the taxes are l0w and it is not raining.
AND...
The 2 Indian men are still waiting f0r someone to introduce
them t0 the Indian woman.
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