Wife_1_

T0 Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 t0 Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new pr0gram began unexpected child processing that took
up a l0t of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phen0menon was included in the product brochure. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installs itself int0 all other programs and launches during
system initializati0n where it monitors all other system activity.
Applicati0ns such as Poker Night 10.3 and Beer Bash 2.5
n0 longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot
seem t0 purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about
g0ing back to Girlfriend 1.0 but Uninstall does not work on this
pr0gram. Can you help me?

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RESPONSE FROM TECH SUPPORT:

Dear Sir,
This is a very c0mmon complaint but it is mostly due to a
primary misc0nception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend
1.0 t0 Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a
"UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" pr0gram.
H0wever, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed
t0 run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge
the pr0gram from the system once installed. You cannot go
back t0 Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
d0 this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0
but end up with m0re problems than in the original system.

L0ok in your manual under Warnings - Alimony/Child Support.
I rec0mmend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might als0 suggest you read the
entire secti0n regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).
Y0u must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that
might 0ccur. The best course of action will be to push
Ap0logize button then Reset button as soon as lockup occurs.
System will run sm0oth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great pr0gram but is very high maintenance.

--Tech Supp0rt